Hetalia x Reader - Stranded Part 3

"I wanna get you home and UGH," Matt humped your leg while you were walking, "double up UGH, UGH!"


"Get off of her Maple-face!" Lovino pushed Matthew away from you. Matt had been singing songs all day so far.


Matt continued to sing, "But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna-"


"Hey look I think I see someone!" you cut him off when you saw what looked like someone walking towards all of you.


"If it's someone we don't know, (or a creeper like Ivan), I have my super secret moostache so they won't recognize any of us!" Lovino said as he put his mustache up to his lip.


"HEY LOVINO!!!!!!" another Italian accent yelled and Feliciano ran towards us with his cat, Pooky, on his head, "I was scared because I can't find Ludwig anywhere! But at least you guys are here!"


You nudged Lovino with your elbow, "Yeah, 'no one will recognize you'."


Yao picked up Pooky, "KAWAII ARU!!!!!"


Now you thought for a moment, "Alright we found Feli, who else do we need to find?"


"Ludwig and Kiku," Feliciano said.


Yao scratched Pooky under her chin, "The rest of the Allies aru."


"And Gilbert and that bastard Antonio," Lovino said, even though he didn't look so happy about finding Antonio.


"Then what?" Matt piped in, no longer in his little world where the ground was made of pancakes.


"What do you mean?" you asked.


"Do we just drink some Red Bull and fly out of here? What do we do after we find all of them?" For once he actually made some sense.


"I don't know aru."


"We'll just have to figure it out as we go along," you walked up to Matthew, "Now say something else smart."


"Ummmm," he grinned at you, "Damn if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"


You face-palmed, "Nope he's not fixed, let's go try to find the others."


~LE TIME SKIP MELVIN SAYS YOU JUST LOST THE GAME~


If a 'normal' person saw you guys right now, they'd think you were. . .strange, weird, different, etc. But who'd care cause normal is broing, as your friends were showing right now. Yao was skipping around with Pooky in his arms, Lovino was giving Feliciano a piggy back ride, and Matthew kept flirting with you.


Matt grabbed your ass, "Hey is this seat taken?"


"I swear I'm gonna-"


"Stop touching me!" you heard an American accent behind you.


"I'm not touching you," said a Russian accent. You turned around to see Ivan and Alfred, Ivan's pipe on Alfred.


"Yeah you are."


"No this pipe is touching you, da?"


"Yeah the pipe is touching me, but you're the one holding it. SO MAKE THE PIPE STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!"


"Guys!!" you waved at them.


"_______ DUDE IT'S YOU!!!" Alfred ran up and gave you a huge bear hug.


"Privet _______," Ivan patted your head.


"I think I might have nightmares of Russians now," Alfred said, still tightly hugging you. He looked over your shoulder and saw Matt, "Yo Mattie, bro!" He walked over to his brother and held up his hand for a high-five.


Matt looked at it like it was a plate of British food he was expected to eat, "…Yeah."


"What's wrong?" he asked as Ivan went in between the Italian brothers, who looked like they were about to pee their pants, to get a better view if they were about to fight.


"Oh nothing at all, I just don't want to be an American idiot like you."


"American idiot? I'm not an idiot!"


"Tell that to your dumb ass country."


"Hey there's nothing wrong with America! At least people know who I am!! What about you?!?"


"That's because you're always getting into other peoples business and making them do stuff for you! AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ASS HOLE OF THE WORLD!!!"


"AT LEAST I CAN FEND FOR MYSELF!! How long was it before you actually became an independent country?"


"Wow this really reminds me of the time me and Arthur burned down you're capital."


"And how I burned Montreal."


"At least my people can tell where their country is on a map!"


"Well my people live in a free country!!"


"Yeah how free is that? Welcome to the subliminal mind fuck America!!" He pointed his middle finger to Alfred.


"WHY YOU LITTLE SON OF A B-"


You grabbed Alfred before it turned into an all out fight, "Calm down!! I'm sure he doesn't really mean all of that! He's a little drunk on green coconut milk."

"Green coconut milk?"

"Yeah it's hard to explain..."

As you all continued to search for the others Matt and Alfred were giving each other death glares, Ivan went in between having conversations with you, Yao, and the Italians, who again looked scared out of their minds. But Yao was really only paying attention to the cat.

Before long it was dark again and you all had found a place to rest. Alfred and Matt tried to stay as far away from each other as they could. You realized how cold it actually was at night compared to the blistering heat during the day, so Ivan gave you his scarf and Alfred gave you what was left of his bomber jacket for the night.


~LE TIME SKIP MELVIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY ~*Green Coconut Milk*~

You woke up after having the strangest dream of Alfred going to a World Meeting wearing one of your bras.....weird. You gave back the scarf and the jacket and continued off in your search to find the others.

"Veee~ I'm hungry," Feliciano said sitting by a tree.

You're stomach growled, "Me too."

Alfred sniffed the air, "Do you smell that?"

"I don't smell anything aru."

Matt sniffed around, "I smell it too!"

"Smell what!?!" Lovino asked.

Matt and Al looked at eachother, "Arthur's scones," they said simultaneously.

"Oh, I thought that was you I was smelling," Ivan said.

Then a scone fell out of the tree inbetween all of you, "Should we try to eat it, or will we die of food poisoning?"

"Well it's that or starvation," Alfred picked it up, "I grew up on these things and I'm still alive."

"Where did it come from," you asked and looked up in the tree. In the tree was a sleeping Arthur, "Hey look," you pointed up the tree at him.

"Where'd he get the food?" Feliciano asked.

"Why don't you ask him?" You said, so Alfred began climbing the tree and was about to wake him up by pushing him out of the tree when both he and Arthur fell out, a laughing Francis on top of them.

"Ohonhonhon, I knew I could find the black sheep!" Francis looked around, "And everybody else!!"

The now awake Arthur looked like he was going to kill him, "Uh-oh, looks like Player 2 has entered the game," Alfred giggled, still stuck under Francis.

"GET THE BLOODY HELL OFF OF ME YOU STUPID CHEESE-EATING FROG!!!!"

Francis laughed again, "So sorry mon cher!" and jumped off of Arthur and Alfred.

Arthur looked like he was about to choke him, "FRUK YOU!!"

"Ohonhonhon, don't mind if I do!"

Alfred got up, "Hey, U-SUK."

"What are they talking about?" you whispered to Matt, he shrugged.

Feliciano came to sit by you as yo watched Francis, Arthur, and Alfred fight, "I wish Ludwig were here."

"Yeah he's like the only rational person here," everyone stopped and looked at you with questoning looks, "No offense."

As if summoned by you and Feli talking, Ludwig started running towards all of you, "Oh my God, speak of the Devil."

He finally reached all of you and Feli glomped him, "I'm glad I found all of you," Ludwig said, "I think I found a way off this island and I think I know where the others are."

"That is the best thing I have ever heard!!" you said.

"Ja it's just- ow!" he slapped his neck and pulled back what looked like a weird hornet.

"Are you okay Ludwig!?!" Feli asked.

"Ja it just stung me, I think I'll be fine, so let's go," he started to lead us away, Arthur and Francis kept arguing about this and that. You were so happy that you were going to get off the island, then Ludwig collasped on the ground.


"Ludwig are you okay!!!" He finally opened his eyes and sat up, looking at all of us like he didn't know what the hell just happened.

"Potato-eater, since you're our only ticket off this island, are you alright?" Lovino asked.

"Was?" Ludwig asked scratching his head.

"That's German right? 'Cause I don't speak German," Alfred said.

"Sprichst du Deutsch? Wo ist mein grosser Bruder?!?" Ludwig asked frantically, starting to get tears in his eyes, "WO IST GILBERT!?!? Ich will Gilbert!!" he whined like a little kid and started crying.

"What's he saying?" Yao asked.

"Something about Gilbert," Francis said.

"Why is he acting like a child?" Ivan asked.

"Ich will Gilbert!! Ich will meinen Bruder! Wer seid ihr?!?" Ludwig kept repeating.

"Maybe the hornet sting gave him amnesia?" you thought, Gilbert did raise him so it makes sense that if he doesn't remember us he would want a familiar face, "Where's Gilbert when we actually need him! He could translate!"

Ludwig hugged you, "Ich will meinen Vati!!!" he cried on your shoulder. Maybe he hugged you because you were a girl, like a mother figure, but it couldn't get worse than this right?

Reader don't you ever learn!! You should never say that!