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"OH MAH GAWD ________ LOOK AT MY BUTT!" Alfred sung to you in an American flag thong, shaking his ass. You were in the lollypop and French fry forest next to the river of coke where the beaches are lined with gumdrops and you could see the Hamburger Mountains in the distance.

"That's nice," you said, "But what happened to your clothes?"

"________, don't you remember that they outlawed any clothing that isn't like this," he shook his hips and pointed to his thong.

"Then am I breaking the law?" you got closer to him. You looked him up and down and started laughing when you saw something you didn't need to see, "Nice Florida."

He shook his hips again, "You like that?"

But ever so sadly for you, this lovely scene faded as you started to wake up from your dream. As you were starting to wake up you could hear someone singing something. Not words just 'la la laa ahla la laa'. You sat up in your bed and rubbed your eyes, finding out that Alfred was the one singing.

He was wearing one of your bras and was doing a little hula dance in front of the mirror. You got off of the bed, "Oh hi Al, I had the weirdest drea-" you came too your senses, seeing what he was wearing and where he was, "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY ROOM, AND IS THAT MY BRA!?!?!?!"

"Yep, this is your bra," he replied calmly, while making poses in the mirror.

"Well why are you wearing it???"

"Oh, I'm practicing."

"FOR WHAT!?!?"

"Oh you know, for when you and I, well, you know how it goes," he grabbed your wrist and pulled you in for a tight hug, "You. Me. The Bed."

You pushed him away, "You know, I think it's safe to say that your probably the weirdest person I know. But sorry I already did it with Matt."

"YOU WHAT?!?!" Awwww, he looks so cute when he's terrified, "I swear when I see him again he wont be able to do that ever again, he'll hopefully disappear if he knows what's good for him. Just wait until I-" he mumbled.

"Al, Al, I was just joking."

"Oh, right!" he forced a laugh.

"Well, don't you have a world meeting you have to go to?"

"Yeah! Thanks for reminding me!" he started to walk out of your room.

"Ummmmm Al," you pointed to the bra he was still wearing.

"Wow you're a lifesaver if one of the guys would of saw me wearing this," he said as he reached in the back to try to undo the clasp, "Uhhh, it's not coming undone."

"Maybe you bent one of them, either that or you just suck at taking bras off," you giggled.

"Sorry I haven't really practiced. Well could you help me?"

You thought about for a second. He did put that on, so he has what's coming to him, plus thinking about him at a World Conference with a bra on was just too much, "Nope."

"What!?! Then what am I supposed to do?"

"Go to the meeting wearing the bra."


"You're the one that put it on," you cut him off.

"Fine, I guess I could try to cover it up with my jacket."

"That's the spirit!"


After stopping at McDonalds you two arrived at the world meeting. You couldn't even believe that he was actually still wearing the bra. You walked into the conference room, today's going to be fun.

Alfred walked over to his seat, trying to keep the attention off of him. But you weren't going to let him get off that easily. You walked over to Arthur, "Hey Artie!"

He looked up from what he was doing, "Oh, hello _______, how are you today?"

"I'm fine, but look at Alfred. He looks bigger than usual doesn't he? And why did he zip up his jacket? Doesn't he usually where the bomber jacket open?"

"Wow it does look like that wanker's gotten fatter. I swear he's going to kill himself with all that fat food he eats."

Everyone was soon told to take their seats, so you waved good bye to Arthur and sat next to Alfred, who was already sitting next to Kiku. As the meeting progressed it seemed to get hotter. Some people were saying the AC was broken, so people shed their jackets, or in some cases their shirts.

Alfred on the other hand was sweating his head off. He couldn't take the jacket off because that would reveal the bra to everyone.

"Alfred you look hot," you said with a smirk.

"Thanks, but I already knew that I was drop dead sexy."

Kiku looked at Alfred's sweaty face, "Alfred-kun, she is right. You're sweating, why not take the jacket off?"

You tried to hold back a laughter, receiving a death glare from Alfred. You almost felt sorry for him. . .almost, this was just way too funny.

"Yeah Al, just take the jacket off," you said with an innocent face.

If he could use the Force he would be using it right now, "Well ______ maybe I don't want to because it's. . . comfy and uhh soft. . . so why would I take it off?"

"But that's no reason to keep it on in this heat," Kiku said.

You tried to unzip it, "Just take it off."

He grabbed you're hands and tried to push you away, "No. I don't want to," but you pushed back trying to take the jacket off. This eventually evolved into a fight for the jacket until everyone in the room was staring at you and Alfred.

Well until Ludwig decided he had enough of this, "STOP! Now what is this about."

You looked at him with a sweet face, "Well it's just so hot in here that me and Kiku-,"

"Don't bring me into this!"

"You were a part of it! Anyways, we thought that Alfred would feel and be able to concentrate better if he took his jacket off."

"But I don't want to take my jacket off," Al said with his arms crossed.

Kumajiro hopped out of Matthew's arms and started walking towards you and Al, but no one noticed the Canadian trying to call the bear back.

"But-" you started and saw Kumajiro walk up to Alfred on the table and unzip his bomber jacket, revealing to everyone the bra.

Well you just about lost yourself and almost died of laughing. Kiku's face was red and just whispered 'oh' and turned away. Matt was laughing his head off, Arthur was probably cursing in a hundred different languages, and the other's faces were priceless.

Francis put a hand on Alfred's shoulder, "My, my, I didn't know you swung that way."

Al looked like he was about to explode, "I don't swing that way!" he yelled at Francis, "I swing THAT WAY!" he pointed to you, "A-and I don't care what any of you think that I'm wearing this stupid bra, which I don't understand how girls can take off, so just, I don't know, SOMEONE JUST HIT THE MUSIC!!!!" All of a sudden loud music started playing, and the lights dimmed.

"YEEEEEEAAAH!!!" yelled the drunk Gilbert as he ripped his shirt off and started dancing on the table. Soon other people followed and started dancing.

You walked up to Alfred, "That was sweet."

He smiled, "Yeah, but I can't believe that worked." You hugged him and took off the bra, "I think it would look better on you."
What is this? I don't even. . .
Reader, why do you have such strange dreams??

If you laughed at this that means I'm doing my job and don't need to be put in a straight jacket
If you didn't laugh then people will be giving me weird looks for the rest of my LIFE

Bra design and song up to your imagination :iconpervyprussiaplz:
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AngelNotes Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Student Artist
Smiled the whole time
Drgnmge Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This seemed crack to me.
BUT THATWAS HILARIOUS *dies from laughter*
Hetalianloverkiku Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
I can't laugh because I have a sleeping grump next to me (a.k.a my sister) imagine all that pressure well any wasi really almost lmaf
Elfen-Lied-Lover-357 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
When did Gil get drunk!? XD
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
When is Gil NOT drunk?
Elfen-Lied-Lover-357 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Good point XD
Melody-lyric Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love Kumajiro
The-OtakuHime Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
What the actual Fuck..
RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Student Artist
XDXD ovely story its funny and full of fluffy especially when the BEAR kumajiro had to unzip his jacket herself/himself.
OtakuRabbits Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
Mein gott Gilby please stop drinking
crazyperson413 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
1) Why is Gilbert drunk

Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

Just... Just wow... I-I mean, WOW...
Seaskye Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDD I'm crying- such funny, much laughter ;w;
MidnaPlayer Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
8luvanime8 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I c-can't bre-ath hahaha XD Mattie help me!!
arts4lyfe Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
I can't even breathe, that was amazing, I'm dying of laughter! :giggle: 
BETHDrown Featured By Owner Edited Jun 30, 2014  Student Artist
Dude whatever you we're on I want some please :iconcrazymikuplz:
TheKitKatArtist Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student General Artist
*has overdosed on the amount of crack in this fan fiction*..
Epichalogirl Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Artist
... and everyone danced and sang to the song PON PON PON.
                         The fluffin end.
Kanj0 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Best thing... Ever!!
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
FrancyKirkland Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student General Artist
This is fabulous
Everything-Matters Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
German sparkle party!!!
transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Crack mountain of dreaming awesomeness
damfandime Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014
Bra: American flag, lace. Idk why .-.
Song: Cause it's fabulous, shirtless Prussia (*^*), I'm just imagining "IM A BOSS ASS B*TCH B*TCH B*TCH" 
Just cause it's Prussia.
Gekko73 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014
"Well it's just so hot in here that me and Kiku-,"

"Don't bring me into this!"

"You were a part of it! Anyways,-"
drey524 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
:nosebleed: Emoticon: Nosebleed Request- Kitty Emote  Dat dream in the beggining....!!
CreepyPastaIsMyLife2 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Traditional Artist

His bra design would be one with badass angel wings and him holding a shotgun screaming the lyrics of Angel with a Shotgun XD

Alfred : :iconamericafuckyeahplz:

nekokitty35 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Idk why but I kept imagining a British flag bra and the song was It Went by: S3RL
crazyhobo20 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
IceyCakes123 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
he bra design will be an American flag, just because.
Sakura-Yotobari Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I really don't think that his jacket would help cause my bras are kinda really big, I mean unless when his jacket is zipped it's like tight enough to hold back the huge cups. 
But I still really loved this story! X3
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
•dies laughing• omg he's wearing a black one with pink inside it XD lmao XD
X-ImmortalHeichou-X Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconamericahappyspazzplz: AHMAHGERDDDDDDDDDD
HetaliaLover696969 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
This... was hilarious. HAVE A SMILING DUDE.
wulfypackzerz Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is a great story but it kind of reminds me of something that happened to me and my best friend Ben when he had a fever and was delusional last summer, I was taking care of him since he was sick I leave the room to make soup I come back half an hour later and he is shirtless wearing a bra and had a miniskirt on over his jeans I just stood in the doorway and stared at him like 'WTF dude' (He was seriously delusional at the time though so all was forgiven not to mention I can always blackmail him with the videos if I need to) anyways Great story :)
sweetheartkit Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist



OhMuffinShark Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Student Photographer
This was definitely written on crack...and OMG. I LAUGHED SO HARD.
BebeBonita12 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think my bra would fit him perfectly
tetocat100 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Disco pogo dingalinaling
ieatrainbows1031 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013
The ending with gilbert LOOOOOL I should put a bra on Gilbert
Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013
Florida. YEAH i am nice. 
Nicole021297 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yeah Al I don't think a 30D will fit around your torso, my band size might be a little too small for you buddy xD
DrawingWolfGirl Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Me: *processing* FOREVER WAITING *after a while* :sqwee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF DID I JUST READ?! :happyclap: 
AuraPhoenixx Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
As soon as I saw the title, I knew this would be funny and worthwhile. 
PizzaAngel495 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
Oh god!! This happens to my dude friend!!! I don't know why he had but my bra on but he did!! He had to ask my mom to take it off of him!!! I was laughing my ass off!!!

Then he said ( infront of my mom) " You need to get bigger boobs!!" When my mom was not looking, I kicked him in the balls!!!
Catherinekehl Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
That is hilarious. My guy friend once said he was going to do that. I told him i was not going to help him take it off. He didn't sadly. I would have loved to kick him in the balls.  
PizzaAngel495 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
i would have loved to see that play out in real life XD
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