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2p!England x Reader - Let the Games Begin

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You had just gotten home from a family vacation when Arthur had called you. 'Hey ________ it's been a long time since I've seen you, love.' he had said, eventhough you had only been gone for at the most 2 weeks, 'So why not come over and share a few snacks with me, please don't keep me waiting!' he laughed and hung up on you. Now you were at his house and knocked on the door.

It opend right after the first knock, "______ you're here! Come sit down I made some cupcakes and I'm also making dinner if you want to stay for a while," Arthur said and walked into the kitchen, but he looked different.

His hair looked a little pink and like it had been bleached, he was wearing a purple vest with a pink long-sleeved shirt underneath.

"Well come on then," he pulled you out of your thoughts as he grabbed your wrist, "don't just stand there looking  like some idiot who think's their best friend was kidnapped and some strange creeper is living in their place!" He sat you down at the table and handed you a plate with a cupcake.

He walked over to the counter and started cutting vegitables for whatever horrifying dinner he was planning on making, "Go on and eat it, it won't bite."

You looked at it but all you were thinking about was why Arthur was acting so strange, "Actually-" you started.

"Wait," he asked, "do you know what time it is?"

"Ummm," you looked behind Arthur at his clock, "It's about 8:31, why?"

"Alfred should be ariving in just a tick, he wanted to say hi to you."

"OK, but Arthur you've been acting a bit . . .different."

"Hold that thought, I just had a brainwave! While we wait for Alfred to arrive why don't we play a game! There's hide and seek, ghosts in the graveyard," he waved the knife around, "tag."

"But I should probably get home, my parents will start to worry," you said and started to get up.

He grabbed your arms before you could start walking away, "Oh but please stay, you didn't even eat your cupcake."

"I should really get going though," you said trying to pull away.

"Just play one game with me, if you win you can leave if I win I get to have a little fun," he tapped his knife against your cheek, "but you have to stay in this house and I'll even give you a head start," he let go of you and covered his eyes.

You backed away from him and started running in the other direction. He chuckled, "Let the games begin."


You ran through a hallway looking for a door, 'What the hell was wrong with him,' you thought and opened the door at the end of the hallway. Through it were some stairs and you sarted going up them when the door behind you opened up.

"You're not very good at this game are you," Arthur said as you started running up the stairs, "Wait where are you going, come back! COME BACK!! Remember the good old days when I'd say come back, and you'd be like 'yep no problem'. What happened to those days?"

You pulled at every door knob you saw, but all of them were locked. "Come on, come on!" You said, trying another door, it was locked but it was the only one left, so the only way out was to go back the way you had came, and you were not going to do that. You kicked it and pushed all your weight against the door until, strangely, it gave and opened. You fell into a dust filled room, you coughed and started closing the door, leaving you in the dark.

You searched for a light switch on the wall, finally you found one and turned it on. Then you heard coughing behind you. You slowly turned around and saw someone you didn't expect to see, it was the real Arthur.


2p Arthur walked down the steps and into the livingroom. He walked next to the couch and leaned against the wall, "You could at least help."

2p Alfred looked up from eating a cupcake, "Your cooking sucks."

"WHAT?!? YOU-" he tried to calm himself, "well thats not the point, you came here for a reason."

"Yeah, you're right! Not to eat your cooking."

"But I think Alfred might have escaped, so can't you at least kill him, I know how much you hate heroes, and well, he's a hero."

2p Alfred stood up and grabbed his bat that was leaning against the couch, "Fine but I want to have some fun too. Soooo they're upstairs, right?"

"Yes."

Alfred started towards the direction of the stairs, carrying his bat over his shoulders, and whistling 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game'.


"Arthur are you okay? What the hell is going on!?!" you asked as you started to untie his bonds and ripped the duck tape away from his mouth.

"Oww, well you know just some crazy person trying to kill us, not really all that suprising."

Arthur looked like he had been beat up, he had a few bruises across his face, actually he looked in pretty bad shape overall.

"Come on we have to get out of here," you said pulling him off of the ground and helping him to the door. You opened it up and all you saw was a baseball bat hurrdling towads your head. You screamed and ducked. 2p Arthur, who was sitting at the bottom of the stairs, heard your scream.

You looked up to see who had swung the bat and it was Alfred. "Woah I'm so sorry dude," he said and helped you up, "I thought that you were someone else."

"It's okay, I still have my head," you said.

"You think that being killed with a bat with nails that there would be more screaming," 2p Arthur called from downstairs, "Is he killing you? Silently killing you, if I had to guess. How about stomp twice if you're alive, once if you're dying, and if you're dead, well obviously you can't do anything."

Arthur who was walking behind you tripped over a wardrobe that was in the room, making it fall to the ground, creating a large bang.

"HA! WAS THAT YOUR NAIL-RIDDLED BODY FLYING OUT OF THE ROOM!!!" 2p Arthur looked beside him and saw 2p Alfred eating another cupcake, "It was- awww that was 1p Alfred wasn't it? Yeah..." 2p Arthur ripped the cupcake out of Alfred's hand and threw it across the room, "Shouldn't you be, I don't know, up there!" he pointed up the stairs.

"Your cooking still sucks."

"Then why were you eating it?!?!" he turned to look up the stairs, "Well _______ the death traps have been kind of a failure, for both of us, so why not come down here and it'd be less of a death trap and more of a death option."

You looked at Arthur and Alfred, "The only way out is down those stairs."

"Okay I've got a plan," Alfred said, "We run down stairs and go through the door, and there we go! We're out!"

"No shit Sherlock, but what about the 2p's," you slapped Alfred on the back of his head. To late, though, as you saw both of th 2ps come up the steps.

"Uh-oh, I think this is the part where he kills us," Arthur said.

"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" 2p Arthur said happily.

"How about that running plan?" Alfred asked.

"Good idea," You said as you grabbed Arthur's hand and ran past the 2ps. Finally you made it to the front door and tried opening it, but, of course, it was locked. "It's locked!"

"Hey now, thats cheating," 2p Arthur said. Alfred ran up to him with his bat and swung, but 2p Arthur ducked, grabbed Alfred, and cut his side, "This isn't how we play the game," he said as Alfred fell to the floor.

You didn't really know what to do so you grabbed a nearby lamp and threw it at him, he ducked again, but this time it hit 2p Alfred, "OWW BRO, that hurt!!!!"

2p Arthur started laughing, "You should do that more often," he started walking towards you, his smile growing wider, "But really, tag," he said pointing his knife at you, "you're it."
THE 2P'S....I fail :iconlikeaboss-plz:

That poor lamp! You lamp abuser!! JUST TAKE THE DEATH OPTION!!!!!

HA WAS THAT YOUR BULLET-RIDDLED BODY FLYING OUT OF THE ROOM!!!! It was- oh those were the crap turrets weren't they? yeah....

as you can't tell some quotes are from portal 2

Hetalia (c) Hidekazu Himaruya
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KrystalKandy22's avatar
This whole story was confusing af